Broken Frontier

Hello!

If you're a newborn baby, you may not know that Halloween is this week. Or maybe you're one of those smart babies who does know, but would prefer to forget all about it for your own personal reasons. Well, we're not letting you forget about it, especially if you look at the attached drawing, because there's no way the phrase "Happy Halloween" won't remind you of it. Sorry, baby.

Do you have a costume planned? How about dressing up as one of dozens of little people with our very limited Little People Toys poster we have for sale? Cut them out and you've got a costume! At your diminutive size they probably won't fit you, but wearing an under-sized costume will make you look big and muscular!

Or maybe you plan to stay home and read, because again, you're really smart. What better story to read than our Halloween tale Half the Battle from our recently published Anthology Anthology?

Maybe neither of these options appeal to you. Here's a third: Answer your door when trick-or-treaters arrive, take their candy, open a candy store (you can't eat it anyway because you have no teeth), use the money to buy a new car, learn to drive, drive to Mexico, and finally start that new life you've always wanted.

(But don't the first two options sound much easier?)

Happy Halloween,
Jon